北京人说他风沙多, 内蒙古人就笑了;
内蒙古人说他面积大, 新疆人就笑了;
新疆人说他民族多, 云南人就笑了;
云南人说他地势高, 西藏人就笑了;
西藏人说他文物多, 陕西人就笑了;
陕西人说他革命早, 江西人就笑了;
江西人说他能吃辣, 湖南人就笑了;
湖南人说他美女多, 四川人就笑了;
山东人说他经济好, 上海人就笑了;
上海人说他民工多, 广东人就笑了;
广东人说他款爷多, 香港人就笑了;
香港人说他鲍鱼多, 台湾人就笑了;
小日本说他是人呐
全世界的猪都笑了......
People in Beijing say that he has a lot of wind and sand, and people in Inner Mongolia laughed;
The Inner Mongolians said that he was large, and the Xinjiang people laughed;
Xinjiang people said that he has many ethnic groups, and Yunnan people laughed;
The Yunnan people said that he was high, and the Tibetans laughed;
The Tibetan said that he had many cultural relics, and the people in Shaanxi laughed;
People in Shaanxi said that he had an early revolution, and Jiangxi people laughed;
Jiangxi people said he could eat spicy food, and Hunan people laughed;
People in Hunan said that he had many beautiful women, and people in Sichuan laughed;
People in Shandong said that his economy is good, people in Shanghai laughed;
People in Shanghai say he has more migrant workers, and Cantonese laughed;
The Cantonese said that he had many models, and the Hong Kong people laughed;
The Hong Kong people said that he had a lot of abalone, and the Taiwan people laughed;
Little Japan says he is human
Pigs all over the world laughed...
