Парковаться как и где,
Развернуться во дворе
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе
Как водиле ебануть,
Коль маршруткой режет путь -
Не научат в автошколе, в автошколе
Как трамваем не мешать,
Скоростей не нарушать
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе
Только бабу прямо днём
Красить ногти за рулём
Не научат в автошколе, в автошколе. =/
Поворотники включать,
Пешеходов пропускать -
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе
А как пьяному козлу
Съездить битой по стеклу -
Не научат в автошколе, в автошколе.
"Если машет жезлом мент -
Приготовьте документ" -
Учат в школе, в автошколе, в автошколе
Правда, как послать мента,
Доебётся он когда...
Не научат в автошколе, в автошколе... =(
Park how and where,
Turn around in the yard
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school
How to fuck a driver
Kohl minibus cuts the way -
Will not be taught in a driving school, in a driving school
How not to interfere with a tram,
Do not break speeds
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school
Only a woman right in the afternoon
Paint your nails while driving
They will not teach in a driving school, in a driving school. = /
Turn signals include,
Pass pedestrians -
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school
And like a drunken goat
Ride the bat on the glass -
They will not teach in a driving school, in a driving school.
"If a cop waves a wand -
Prepare a document "-
They teach at school, in a driving school, in a driving school
True, how to send a cop
He'll get it when ...
They will not teach in a driving school, in a driving school ... = (
