Мой сломанный друг
Люди говорили что мой сломанный друг бесполезен
Но я говорил что его разум свободен
Там много идей мои искорёженные роботы
Или друзья
Он мог бы сделать отличную стойку для шляп
Только она должна стоять вон там
Или сделать дешёвые двери
Ему не нужно двигаться
Или отличный большой гигантский термос
С твист оф-топом
И в нем хранил бы отличный суп
Он мог бы сделать отличный шкаф
Для пары-тройки брюк
Мне нравится это
Ведь сломанный друг сам всё сделал
Просто дайте ему ещё один шанс
Этот робот хранит свою трагедию
Но с удовольствием бы её рассказал
Правда ?
Мой сломанный друг ближе мне
Чем задница к стулу
Роботам его Имя я никогда не говорил
Они не могли его угадать
Я скажу его громко, пропою его гордо
Его имя такое же как и моё
Не расплавляйте меня
Ведь он одинок и страдает
Просто я не могу двигать руками и ногами
Не выбрасывайте меня в мусорную кучу
Просто я не могу приготовить ветчину с яйцами
Не выбрасывайте меня как якорь в море
Просто я не могу прыгать, танцевать и петь
Но я скажу, что мой сломанный друг
Даст руку и озаботится обо мне
И я скажу, что сломанный друг
Не оствит меня в беде
Да!
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People Say My Broken Friend Is Useless
But I Say His Mind Is Free
There's Lots Of Things My Mangled Robot
Friend Could Be
He Could Make A Good Hat Rack
He Only Has To Stand There
Or A Cheap Door Stop
He Doesn't Need To Move
Or A Great Big Giant Thermos
With A Twist Off Top
That Would Be Good For Soup
He Could Be A Storage Closet
For Outdated Pants
I Like 'em Tight
My Broken Friend Could Do It All
Just Give Him A Chance
That Robot Has A Tragic Secret
That I'd Like To Share
For Real?
My Broken Friend Is Closer To Me
Than An Ass To A Chair
That Robots Name I Never Told You
You Could Not Foresee
I'll Say It Loud And Sing It Proud
His Name Is You And Me
Don't Melt Me Down Into A Crow Bar
It Suffers Alone
Just Cause I Can't Move My Arms And Legs
Or Toss Me Into A Trash Can
Just Cause I Can't Cook You Ham And Eggs
Don't Crush Me Into An Anchor
Just Because I Can't Jump And Dance And Sing
I'm Telling You My Broken Friend
Put Your Hands In The Air Like You Just Don't Care
I'm Telling You My Broken Friend
Can Do Most Anything!
Yeah!
My broken friend
People said my broken friend is useless
But I said that his mind is free
There are many ideas my twisted robots
Or friends
He could make a great hat stand
Only she should stand over there
Or make cheap doors
He does not need to move
Or a great big giant thermos
With a twist of the top
And it would have kept a great soup
He could make a great wardrobe
For a pair of three pants
I like this
After all, a broken friend did everything himself
Just give him one more chance
This robot keeps its tragedy
But I would love to tell her
Truth ?
My broken friend is closer to me
Than the ass to the chair
I have never spoken his name to robots
They could not guess him
I'll say it loud, sing it proudly
His name is the same as mine
Don't melt me
After all, he is alone and suffers
I just can't move my arms and legs
Don't throw me in the trash heap
I just can't cook ham with eggs
Do not throw me like an anchor in the sea
I just can't jump, dance and sing
But I will say that my broken friend
Will give a hand and take care of me
And I will say that a broken friend
Won't leave me in trouble
Yes!
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People Say My Broken Friend Is Useless
But I Say His Mind Is Free
There's Lots Of Things My Mangled Robot
Friend could be
He Could Make A Good Hat Rack
He only has to stand there
Or A Cheap Door Stop
He Doesn't Need To Move
Or A Great Big Giant Thermos
With a twist off top
That Would Be Good For Soup
He Could Be A Storage Closet
For outdated pants
I Like 'em Tight
My Broken Friend Could Do It All
Just Give Him A Chance
That Robot Has A Tragic Secret
That I'd Like To Share
For real?
My Broken Friend Is Closer To Me
Than an ass to a chair
That Robots Name I Never Told You
You Could Not Foresee
I'll Say It Loud And Sing It Proud
His Name Is You And Me
Don't Melt Me Down Into A Crow Bar
It suffers alone
Just Cause I Can't Move My Arms And Legs
Or Toss Me Into A Trash Can
Just Cause I Can't Cook You Ham And Eggs
Don't Crush Me Into An Anchor
Just Because I Can't Jump And Dance And Sing
I'm Telling You My Broken Friend
Put Your Hands In The Air Like You Just Don't Care
I'm Telling You My Broken Friend
Can Do Most Anything!
Yeah!
