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  • Текст песни Amanda Palmer - Do You Swear To Tell The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth So Help Your Black Ass

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    when i was six years old my sister alyson
    asked for a stove for her birthday
    a miniature one you could actually cook with
    and my mom was nice and she bought one

    alyson needed a reason to bake something
    barged in my room and she grabbed me
    she said:
    "i made a cake and we're going next door
    to sam weinstein's and you're getting married"

    the cake was burned
    it tasted gross
    she made me kiss him
    on the mouth

    now i am 33
    unmarried happily
    no plans in life and i'm planning to keep it that way
    i do kissing with only one mission
    do you like to kiss? then you have my permission

    and i have already spent too much time
    doing things i didn't want to
    so if i just want to make out all the time
    you can bet your black ass that i'm going to

    when i was nine i was kind of a loser
    the kids in my class didn't like me
    melanie chow was the meanest of all
    and my mom made me go to her party

    nobody talked to me i sat there quietly
    drawing with crayons on a napkin
    a picture of melanie skewered with a pitchfork
    her legs getting eaten by lions

    the cake was good
    i took some home
    i had a party
    in my room

    now i have friends and i'm not such a loser
    but i go to bars all alone and i sit there
    and order red wine and i write and i like being alone around people
    yes that's how i like it

    and i've already spent too much time
    doing things i didn't want to
    so if i wanna sit here and write and drink wine
    you can bet your black ass that i'm going to

    yes i come here often
    sure i'll have another one
    yes i come here often
    sure i'll have another one
    but i don't have to talk to you

    when i was 17 i was a blowjob queen
    picking up tips from the masters
    i was so busy perfecting my art i was clueless to what they were after
    now i'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively)
    i don't make love now to make people love me
    but i don't mind sharing my gift with the planet
    we're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic

    and

    when i was 25 i was a rock star
    but it didn't pay too well i had to strip on the side
    of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by
    baby they'd never know
    what a bargain they'd gotten
    and if i'm forgotten
    i'm perfectly happy with all that has happened
    and i still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me
    i'm just so glad to hear laughter around me

    and i've already spent too much time
    doing things i didn't want to

    so if i want to drink alone dressed like a pirate
    or look like a dyke
    or wear high heels and lipstick
    or hide in a convent
    or try to be mayor
    or marry a writer
    smoke crack and slash tires
    make jokes you don't like
    or paint ducks and retire

    YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO

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