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    Текст песни Avenue Q musical - The Internet Is For Porn

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    KATE: The internet is really really great
    TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
    KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
    TREKKIE: For porn
    KATE: Huh?
    There's always some new site,
    TREKKIE: For porn!
    KATE: I browse all day and night
    TREKKIE: For porn!
    KATE: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
    TREKKIE: For porn!
    KATE: Trekkie!

    TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
    KATE: Trekkie!
    TREKKIE: The internet is for porn,
    KATE: What are you doing!?
    TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born?
    Porn porn porn

    KATE: Treee—kkie!
    TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
    KATE: You are ruining my song
    TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
    KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
    TREKKIE: Me no talkie
    KATE: Good

    I’m glad we have this new technology
    TREKKIE: For porn
    KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
    TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry
    KATE: Right from you own desktop
    TREKKIE: For ---
    KATE: You can research browse and shop
    Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
    TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!

    KATE: Trekkie!
    TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
    KATE: Noooo
    TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
    KATE: Trekkie
    TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

    KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert
    TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
    KATE: NO really, your a pervert
    Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
    TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
    KATE: What?!
    TREKKIE: You have no idea
    Ready normal people?

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready

    TREKKIE: Let me hear it!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
    PRINCETON: Sorry kate
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
    PRINCETON: I masturbate!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies
    For porn, porn, porn!

    KATE: The internet is not for porn!!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---

    KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND!

    Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

    ROB: That’s correct.

    KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

    BRIAN: Sure!

    KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

    GARY: Yes I do!

    KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

    PRINCETON: True!

    TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate-
    What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

    PRINCETON: . .yeah

    KATE: EEEWWWWW!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
    KATE: Gross!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
    KATE: I hate porn
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click
    KATE: I hate you men!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
    (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
    KATE: I’m leaving!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
    porn, porn, porn, porn
    KATE: I hate the internet!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn

    TREKKIE: The internet is for

    TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for

    TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!

    TREKKIE: YEAH!

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