Текст песни Flight Of The Conchords - Ladies Of The World

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Хочу я сделать что-то
Для милых женщин всей земли!
-Оу ее..
Хочу я сделать что-то
Для милых женщин всей земли!
-Я все сделаю!

Карибские ... lady
Бразильские ... lady
Боливийские ... lady
Намибийские ... lady
Индокитайские ... lady
Обычные китайские ... lady
Земноводные ... lady
Пресноводные ... lady

И дневные ... super lady!
И ночные... неспящие lady!
Эрудиты ... умные lady!
Гермофродиты ... смелые lady!
Кстати, эти гермофродиты
Lady не lady, как-то два в одном,
Сексуальные женские части
И мужские тоже..
Но что ты знаешь друг,
Я их и не хочу!

Оу, женщины Земли,
Если бы мы могли
Вам себя подарить!
Уу, любить вас всех сразу
(Чур без заразы)!
Если б все солдаты в мире
Бросили ружья , взяли по даме,
В этом мире не было б войны!

Блондинки как танки!
Рыжие - гранаты!
Ну а брюнетки - брюнетки просто бомбы!
Оу ооу, я стрелял бы из всех вас,
Стрелял бы из всех вас!
Когда, блин, правительство поймет,
Что женщины умнее нас!

- Сижу и вижу, как с тобой мы
Живем в мире счастья и гармонии,
Где каждая lady к парню сможет подойти,
И даже самая страшилка парня сможет найти!

-Я видел и Париж, и Лондон, и Амстрердам,
И каждой lady говорил: "Я, мол, люблю Вас , мадам!"
Мне плевать на ваш рост,профиль и анфас,
Я готов сделать что-то для каждой из вас!

Hey, lady всей Земли
Мы ваши навсегда рабы....

J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah (J)
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? (J)
B: And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...

Lady of the whole earth

I want to do something
For lovely women all the land!
-Oh her ..
I want to do something
For lovely women all the land!
-I'll do everything!

Caribbean ... Lady
Brazilian ... Lady
Bolivian ... Lady
Namibian ... Lady
Indochines ... Lady
Ordinary Chinese ... Lady
E amphibians ... Lady
Freshwater ... Lady

And daytime ... Super Lady!
And night ... non -fed Lady!
Erudites ... smart Lady!
Hermofrodites ... Bold Lady!
By the way, these hermofrodites
Lady not Lady, somehow two in one,
Sexy female parts
And male too ..
But what do you know a friend
I don't want them!

Oh, women of the earth,
If we could
You give yourself to you!
Uu, love you all at once
(Chur without infection)!
If all the soldiers in the world
They threw the guns, took the lady,
There would be no war in this world!

Blondes like tanks!
Red - grenades!
Well, brunettes - brunettes just bombs!
OU OOU, I would shoot all of you,
I would shoot all of you!
When, damn it, the government will understand
That women are smarter than us!

- I sit and see how we are with you
We live in the world of happiness and harmony,
Where each Lady can approach the guy,
And even the guy’s horror story can find!

-I saw Paris, London, and Amstradam,
And each Lady said: "I say, I love you, madam!"
I don't care about your growth, profile and anfas,
I am ready to do something for each of you!

Hey, Lady all of the Earth
We are your own slaves forever ...

J: ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh n ...th .... ooooh ....
I Just Wanna, I Just Wanna
B: Just Wanna Do Someting Special for All the Ladies in the World
J: oh yes (j)
B: Just Wanna Do Somethin 'Special
J: ah (j)
B: For all the ladies in the world
J: is that possible? (J)
B: And the GIR-RLS
Don`t ForGet Them Girls
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Pressbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: outta sight
B: Amazin 'Ladies
J: Late Night
B: Hard workin 'ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy Ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-Man-Ladies
J: Oh You Sexy Hermaphrodite Lady-Man-Ladies
With your Sexy Lady Bits
And your Sexy man bits too
Even You must be in you ooo oooo
B+J: All the Ladies in the World
I Wanna Get Next to You
Show You SOME GRATITUDE
By makin 'love to you it's the least we can do ...
B+J: If EVERY Soldier in the Wo-Orld
Put Down His Weapon and Picked Up a Woman
What a Peaceful World this World Wuld Be-des ...
B+J: Redheads Not Warheads
Blondes Not Bombs
We're Talkin 'About Brunettes Not Fighter Jets
J: oooh oooh it's get to be Sweet 16's Not M-16's
When Will the Governments Realize it's get to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have A Vision and All I Can See
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and Harmony
Where EVERY LADY GETS A LITTLE PIECE of Bret-Y
J: i've Been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a What-Bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I Donomet Care If You're Ugly or You're Skanky Or You're Small
I Just Wanna Do a Little Someting Special for Y'all ...
B + j: all the ladies, in the world, you deserv it, girrrrrrrrl ...