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  • Текст песни Lil Dicky - Too High

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    Тут находится текст песни Lil Dicky - Too High, а также перевод, видео и клип.

    Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
    Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
    I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
    And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

    And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
    And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

    Getting real high
    Watching funny videos of bill nye
    Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

    Bill nye theme song

    Now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
    Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
    Whered I put that honey mustard
    Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
    Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.

    How long do them thangs keep?
    Guess I better ask jeeves
    Go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen

    Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
    The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
    Now ya man is fucked...

    Chorus

    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    But I think im way too high

    And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    But I think ma brains too fried

    And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    Im praying that I make it
    Afraid im goin to dieeeee

    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

    Verse 2

    Now im freakin out up in this bitch
    Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
    So I bolted to the BR
    Consulted with the mirror

    Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
    Cuz the weed in you beating you
    Then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
    But I ain't cummin because as im imagining fucking something

    That pretty girl im humping
    Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
    Or some other fucking disgusting person

    Ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
    I ain't deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
    So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
    Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

    Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
    Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

    How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
    Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
    Man im high as fuckkkk

    Chorus

    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    But I think im way too high

    And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    But I think ma brains too fried

    And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    Im praying that I make it
    Afraid im goin to dieeeee

    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

    Verse 3

    Rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy Perry
    In her video the whole world's made of candy

    Damn...I ain't even got no candy
    So now at the fucking c store

    Where ya man be torn than a mafucka
    Peanut eminems or a twix
    Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

    Goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
    Homeland, Nazir!

    S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
    Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

    Now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
    Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
    Crafted a long text, took about an hour
    Took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground

    Man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
    This sucks im high as fuck.

    Chorus

    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    But I think im way too high

    And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    But I think ma brains too fried

    And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    Im praying that I make it
    Afraid im goin to dieeeee

    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    To save Di

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