Ten years have gone by, in the blink of an eye
Time really seems to fly, when you’re in McFly
So thanks for coming here tonight
I hope that we aren’t playing shite
And if we are please be polite, or Doug will cry
I wrote this song so that collectively we could get some perspective
Before we play, and you scream, cheer and clap
So please allow me if i may to take you some place far away
And quickly give a brief 10 year recap…
In 2001 I attended an audition and became the 4th addition to the Busted 1st edition
After 24 hours, those frickin’ Busted bastards, kicked me out and told me i was not what they’re after
But i’d have done the same if i was in their position, but i’d have kicked the one out with the eyebrow condition
That wasn’t the end, no it didn’t stop there, in 2003 up in Bolton somewhere…
I met someone with talent oozing out of his bones, that’s right folks he was called Danny Jones,
His skills on the guitar really are quite insane, but what balances his talent is his microscopic brain
He agreed that him and me should write a bunch of songs, so we got a record deal and here’s where it goes wrong
We held an audition and 2 guys came along called Dougie and Harry and that’s where McFly was born…
Being McFly is pretty awesome, you get to do radical things
Like touring round the world from Madrid to Brazil
Or building schools in Africa for kids that are ill
Yes every day is different but it’s equally thrilling, there’s no way of knowing what tomorrow will bring
Being McFly is pretty awesome, it’s not very hard to see why, it’s so awesome being M C F L Y!
Being McFly is pretty wicked but i am just one of four guys,
I’m the only who’s not been on reality shows, but if i did i know id be receiving your votes
Cause I could do the tango with some folks that are famous, or chill out in the jungle eating ostrich’s anus
Or there’s the Big Brother house but i would never go in, cause id rather sing some opera with Laurence Llewelyn Bowen
Or i could stay home writing songs for One Direction, in search for sing alongable musical perfection and spend an hour admiring my harry potter wand collection,
Dougie wants to add a joke in here about erection.
But its a family show, so i’m making some corrections, for those penis eating, jungle swingers, ballroom dancing, opera singers.
Being McFly is pretty awesome, its not very hard to see why, its so awesome being M C F L Y!
Its been M-otional, C-eems so F-ortless, I’d do it all again for the L of it, Just don’t ask me Y
Its been M-bassarsing, C-eems so F-ing stressful, but overall its been deLightful, its hard to Yhine
Every now and then the strangest things go on,
Like being on the cover of a gay magazine with no clothes on,
But after 10 years of it, we just don’t give a shit,
We will do anything, literally anything,
We might even pull our trousers down and wave around our dicks…
Being McFLY is pretty awesome, but its not been the easiest ride,
Dougie went to rehab and thank god he came back
I lost loads of weight and now am no longer fat
And Danny’s going bald so he might start wearing hats
We’ve had a share of tabloid covered exploited romance
We still don’t know if Harry really shagged Lindsey Lohan
Check me out cause I can play piano with one hand
That’s how awesome you become if you are in my band
You paid for the ticket so should probably buy a programme…
Oh being McFLY is frickin’ awesome,
But I am only one of four, the other three are equally as awesome as me,
We’re just about as awesome as a pop band can be
Our awesomeness is tangible its easy to see
Why were so frickin radical, ocassionaly magical, dramatical, fanatical, but thats matter of a factical, its actual, fantastical, contractual, we sold out shows,
There’s no turning back at all for McFLY!!!
M – emotional after 10 years
C – see my eyes are filling with tears
F – its effortless
L – like elephants
Y – cause were awesome
Just like MCFLYYYY!!!
M……..C……..F…….L……..Y!!
