Текст песни Диалог - Американский английский

– Attention, class! Look at this little guy here. It’s the common cockroach. Beautiful, isn’t it?
– Внимание, класс! Посмотрите на этого парнишку. Это таракан обыкновенный. Красив, не правда ли?
Most probably, it originated in the Silurian Period
Скорее всего он появился в Силурийском периоде
about three hundred and fifty million years ago. I mean, not our little buddy here, of course,
около 350 миллионов лет назад. Я не имею в виду вот этого нашего приятеля, конечно,
but his great-great-great-many times more great-granddaddy.
но его пра-пра-пра, и еще много раз пра-дедушку.
Cockroaches can be found everywhere in the world, from the tropical rain forest to the arctic,
Тараканы есть по всему миру, от тропических джунглей до арктики,
and even, I believe, in the heads of certain people in this classroom.
и даже, я полагаю, в головах некоторых людей в этой классной комнате.
Johnny, take that finger out of your nose! There exists no less than four thousand roach species.
Джонни, вытащи палец из носа! Сужествуют не меньше 4 тысяч видов таракана.
In a year, a single female can spawn over half a million little johnnies, well, descendants.
За год единственная самка может породить более полумиллиона маленьких джонни... потомков.
Good job, girl! Radiation doesn’t really bother them. Probably, they even enjoy it!
Молодчина, сударыня! Радиация их не беспокоит. Возможно, они ей даже наслаждаются!
From the survivalist point of view, they’re practically flawless creatures.
С точки зрения выживания они практически идеальные создания.
They’ve got only a very simple nervous system, Johnny,
Они имеют только очень простую нервную систему, Джонни,
and their life’s ruled just by basic environmental stimuli and nothing else.
и их жизнью правят только простейшие природные стимулы и ничего больше.
Unlike us, Johnny, they’re incapable of thinking, of writing a book or composing music...
В отличие от нас, Джонни, они не способны мыслить, писать книги или сочинять музыку...
Compared to this fellow, we’re, well, gods and must therefore act appropriately...
По сравнению с этим парнишкой мы боги и поэтому должны вести себя должным образом...
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ВАС НЕВОЗМОЖНО НАУЧИТЬ ИНОСТРАННОМУ ЯЗЫКУ
Take that finger out of your nose, Johnny!
Вытащи палец из носа, Джонни!
– Okay, teach... Teach-the-roach, teach-the-leech – eat the soap, lick the bleach...
– Ладно, учитель... Учитель-пиявка, учитель-таракашка – съешь мыло, лизни
хлорки из стакашка...
– What did you say? Lick what?
– Что ты сказал? Лизни что?
– Nothing, teacher. My pen leaks...
– Ничего, учитель. Моя ручка течет...
– OK. But you’d better watch your tongue, brother.
– Ладно. Но тебе лучше не распускать язык, братец.
– Sorry, teach... my brother – from another father, my sister – from another mister...
– Извиняюсь, учитель... мой брате́ц – другой у него отец, моя сестра – от
другого мистера́...

- Attenation, class! Look at this Little Guy Geere. It’s the comon Cockroach. Beautiful, Isn’t it?
- Attention, class! Look at this guy. This is an ordinary cockroach. Beautiful, isn't it?
Most Probably, it Originated in the Silurian Period
Most likely he appeared in the Silurian period
ABOUT THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLENT YEARS AGO. I Mean, Not Oour Little Buddy Here, of Course,
About 350 million years ago. I do not mean this friend of our friend, of course,
BUT HIS Great-Great-Great-Many Times More Great-Grandaddy.
But his great-great-great, and many more times the great-grandfather.
COCKROCHES CAN BE Found EVERYWHERE in the World, from the Tropical Rain Forest to the Arctic,
There are cockroaches around the world, from tropical jungle to the Arctic,
And Even, I Believe, in the Heads of Certain People in this classroom.
And even, I believe, in the heads of some people in this classroom.
Johnny, Take that Finger out of your nose! There Exists No Less than Four Thousand Roach Species.
Johnny, pull a finger from the nose! They are fed with at least 4 thousand types of cockroaches.
In a year, a Single Female Canwn Over Half a Million Little Johnnies, Well, Descendants.
Over the year, the only female can give rise to more than half a million little Johnny ... descendants.
Good Job, Girl! Radiation sod Really Bother Them. PROBABLY, TheY EVEN ENJOY IT!
Well done, ma'am! Radiation does not bother them. Perhaps they even enjoy her!
From the Survivalist Point of View, They’re Practically Flawless Creatures.
From the point of view of survival, they are almost perfect creatures.
They’ve Got Only a Very Simple Nervous System, Johnny,
They have only a very simple nervous system, Johnny,
And Their Life’s Ruled Just by Basic Environmental Stimuli and Nothing Else.
And only the simplest natural stimuli and nothing more rule their lives.
Unlike Us, Johnny, They’re Incapable of Thinking, of Writing A Book Or Composing Music ...
Unlike us, Johnny, they are not able to think, write books or compose music ...
Compared to this fellow, We’re, Well, Gods and Must theFore Act Appropriately ...
Compared to this guy, we are gods and therefore must behave properly ...
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It is impossible to teach you a foreign language
Take That Finger Out of Your Nose, Johnny!
Pull your nose out of the nose, Johnny!
-Okay, Teach ... Teach-the-Roach, Teach-the-Leech-Eat the Soap, Lick the Bleach ...
-Okay, teacher ... Teacher-who is, teacher-tarakashka-eat soap, licking
Glass chlorines ...
- What vid You Say? Lick What?
- What you said? LITHING WHAT?
- Nothing, Teacher. My pen leaks ...
- Nothing, teacher. My pen flows ...
- Ok. But You’d Better Watch Your Tongue, Brother.
- Okay. But you better not dissolve your tongue, brother.
- Sorry, Teach ... My Brother - from Another Father, My Sister - From Another Mister ...
- I apologize, teacher ... My brother is another father, my sister is from
Another Mr. ...