Кэптан Джей сошел на берег,
Щетина, сигара, тельняшка!
Он спокоен и уверен,
Крутая брутальная няшка!
Он на поясе носит катану,
И старинный пистолет,
И приключения ждут капитана,
В море синем и на земле!
Hay-way! Captain Jay!
How’s the weather overseas today?
Hay-way! Captain Jay!
Life is just a fairy tale you say!
Густой туман окутал город,
И Джей заходит в кабак:
“- Эй бармен, налей ка рома!”
Но что-то здесь было не так!
Вдруг! Огромная Креветка,
Злая тварь со дна морей,
Вылезает из портала:
“-Ты покойник Кэптан Джей!”
Hay-way! Captain Jay!
How’s the weather overseas today?
Hay-way! Captain Jay!
Life is just a fairy tale you say!
Блеснула сталь меча,
Но тварь эту меч не берет!
Летит в лицо клешня,
Джей в полете свой “ган” достает!
Предвкушая запах крови,
Скалит злую пасть креветка,
В это время, Джей стреляет,
И в цель его пули вонзаются метко!
И Кэп конечно победитель -
Царапина лишь на щеке.
Он обнимает двух красоток,
И сигарой дымит в кабаке!
Без лишних умозаключений,
Никогда не хмуря бровь,
На встречу новым приключениям,
Отправляется он вновь!
Hay-way! Captain Jay!
How’s the weather overseas today?
Hay-way! Captain Jay...
“ - Life is just a fairy tale, baby”
You say!
Captain Jay went ashore
Bristle, cigar, vest!
He is calm and confident
Cool brutal nyashka!
He wears a katana on his belt,
And an old gun
And adventures await the captain
In the blue sea and on the earth!
Hay way! Captain Jay!
How’s the weather overseas today?
Hay way! Captain Jay!
Life is just a fairy tale you say!
Thick fog enveloped the city
And Jay enters the tavern:
“- Hey bartender, pour ka rum!”
But something was wrong here!
All of a sudden! Huge shrimp
Evil creature from the bottom of the seas,
Crawls out of the portal:
“-You are a dead Captain Jay!”
Hay way! Captain Jay!
How’s the weather overseas today?
Hay way! Captain Jay!
Life is just a fairy tale you say!
The steel of the sword flashed
But the creature does not take this sword!
A claw flies in the face,
Jay gets his "gun" in flight!
Anticipating the smell of blood
Shrimp grinds evil mouth,
At this time, Jay shoots,
And his bullets pierce the target accurately!
And Cap is certainly a winner -
Scratch only on the cheek.
He hugs two beauties
And he smokes a cigar in a tavern!
Without superfluous conclusions,
Never frowning an eyebrow
To meet new adventures
He is sent again!
Hay way! Captain Jay!
How’s the weather overseas today?
Hay way! Captain Jay ...
“- Life is just a fairy tale, baby”
You say!
