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  • Текст песни Натали Портман - Wicked rap

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    Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

    Natalie Portman: Hello.

    Parnell: So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

    Portman: Do you really want to know?

    Parnell: Yes, tell us…

    Portman: I don’t sleep motherfucker
    off that yak and durban
    doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’

    Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

    Portman: Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
    I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
    roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

    Guys: What you want Natalie
    Portman: to drink and fight
    Guys: what you need Natalie
    Portman: to fuck all night

    Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue
    put my foot down your throat
    till you shit in my shoe
    leave you screaming
    pay for my dry cleaning
    fuck your man
    It’s my name that he’s screamin’

    Parnell: I’m sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
    Portman: I never said I was a role model.
    Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

    Portman: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick
    It’s Portman mother fucker
    drink till I’m sick
    slit your throat
    and poor nitrous down the hole
    watch you laugh and cry
    while I laugh you die
    and all the dudes
    you know I’m talkin to you
    Guys: we love you Natalie
    Portman: I wanna fuck you too
    P is for Portman
    P is for pussy!
    i’ll kill your fuckin dog for fun so don’t push me

    Parnell: Well, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
    Portman: Well there’s a lot you may not know about me.
    Parnell: Really? Such as?

    When I was in Harvard
    I smoked weed every day
    I cheated every test
    and snorted all the yay
    I gotta a def posse
    and you gotta buncha dudes
    I sit right down on your face and take a shit

    Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad ass biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah!)
    and I always pay for your dry cleanin
    when my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
    as for the drug use
    well I can vouch for that
    my dick is scared of you

    Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it–

    (Portman throws chair at Parnell)
    Portman: No more questions

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