I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off
my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away
from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung
up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone
calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away
from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman
year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
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В пятницу вечером мы выбрались в мотель.
Я весь надушился, чтобы всё пошло как
надо.
Мы начали заниматься любовью, она
сняла с меня штаны…
И тут я включил телевизор…
Тогда-то вот она от меня и ушла.
Тебя никто не любит когда тебе 23,
И когда тебе всё ещё нравятся ТВ-шоу.
Что за хрень этот СНВ? (Синдром
недостатка внимания)
Друзья говорят: "Веди себя на свой
возраст!"
А кстати - сколько мне лет-то?
А потом, по пути домой,
Я позвонил её матери из таксофона.
Сказал что это из полиции беспокоят.
Что её муж у нас в участке,
А содомия в этом штате не поощряется.
Тогда-то вот эта щучка и бросила трубку..
Тебя никто не любит когда тебе 23,
И тебе всё ещё нравятся телефонные
приколы.
Что за фигня такая - АОН?
Друзья говорят: "Веди себя на свой
возраст!"
А кстати - сколько мне лет-то?
Тогда-то вот она от меня и ушла.
Тебя никто не любит когда тебе 23,
И когда ты ведёшь себя как
восьмиклассник.
Да что со мной вообще такое?
Друзья говорят: "Веди себя на свой
возраст!"
А кстати - сколько мне лет-то?
Тогда-то вот мы с ней и расстались.
Не стоит себя так серьёзно воспринимать,
Ещё успею остепениться.
Ну что вы все на меня наезжаете?
Ну не хочу я вести себя на свой возраст!
А кстати - сколько мне лет-то?
I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off
my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away
from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung
up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone
calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away
from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman
year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
______________________________
Friday night we got to the motel.
I'm all Scented that everything goes as
necessary.
We began to make love , she
took off my pants ...
And then I turned on the TV ...
Then that 's it from me and left.
Nobody likes you when you're 23 ,
And when you still love the TV show.
What a crap this START ? ( syndrome
lack of attention )
Friends say : " Behave yourself on your
age! "
And by the way - how old am I then?
And then , on the way home ,
I called her mother from a payphone .
Said that it is concerned about the police .
That her husband was in our site,
A sodomy in the state is not encouraged.
That's when it 's pickerel and hung up ..
Nobody likes you when you're 23 ,
And you still like telephone
fun .
What kind of garbage like this - Caller ID ?
Friends say : " Behave yourself on your
age! "
And by the way - how old am I then?
Then that 's it from me and left.
Nobody likes you when you're 23 ,
And when you act like
grader .
What to me is all about?
Friends say : " Behave yourself on your
age! "
And by the way - how old am I then?
It was then that here we are with her and left.
Should not perceive themselves so seriously ,
Still have time to settle down.
Well you all comes over me ?
Well I do not want to act my age !
And by the way - how old am I then?
