Jimmy's getting drunk at the pool hall
Jimmy's going out every night
Jimmy goes home, punches a wall
'Cos Jimmy didn't win the fist fight
Jimmy drives his mom's mini-van
She gave him all the money for gas
Drinking Miller Lite out the can
'Cos the bar won't give him a glass
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Jimmy says he needs a new liver
The docs says that it's gonna kill him
Twice a day for the new pills
Eat right and cut back on the liquor
Jimmy calls up his old friend
Reminisce about kissing on Pam
She's married with a couple of kids
With a big shiny rock on her hand
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Next year, Jimmy's turning 40
He really wants a dog and a wife
Rock-n-Roll bar Karaoke
It's all he's got tonight
(Jimmy!)
Chin up Jimmy, your mommy's on the line
(Jimmy!)
Gonna beat you at pool, I don't need your advice
(Jimmy!)
Quarters on the table, I'm next in line
(Jimmy!)
Chin up Jimmy, it's gonna be fine