I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again
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У меня было с ней свидание вечером в пятницу.
Я надушился одеколоном для настроения.
Мы начали страстно обниматься, она стянула с меня штаны,
А потом… я включил телевизор.
И вскоре после этого она бросила меня.
Кому понравится, если 23-летнего парня
По-прежнему больше интересуют ТВ-шоу?
Что такое синдром нарушения внимания? Мои друзья говорят, что я должен вести
Себя так, как положено в моём возрасте. Но какого я возраста?
Какого я возраста?
Некоторое время спустя по пути домой
Я позвонил её матери из телефонной будки.
Я сказал, что я коп и что её муж попал в кпз,
А это уже попахивает извращением.
И вскоре после этого эта дура забила на меня.
Кому понравится, если 23-летнего парня
По-прежнему прёт от телефонного хулиганства?
Что такое подсознание? Мои друзья говорят, что я должен вести
Себя так, как положено в моём возрасте. Но какого я возраста?
Какого я возраста?
И вскоре после этого она бросила меня.
Кому понравится, если 23-летний парень
Ведёт себя, словно первокурсник?
Что со мной не так? Мои друзья говорят, что я должен вести
Себя так, как положено в моём возрасте. Но какого я возраста?
И вскоре после этого она порвала со мной (какого я возраста?)
Не надо так серьёзно воспринимать себя,
Если ещё вся жизнь впереди.
Зачем вы хотите этого от меня? Я никогда не захочу вести
Себя так, как положено в моём возрасте. Так какого я возраста?
Какого я возраста?
Какого я возраста?
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin 'out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again
____________________________________
I had a date with her on Friday night .
I Scented cologne for mood .
We started hugging passionately , she pulled my pants down ,
And then ... I turned on the TV .
And soon after that, she left me .
Who would like , if 23 - year-old boy
Still more interested in TV shows ?
What is Attention Deficit Disorder ? My friends say I should act
Behave as my age . But what 's my age again ?
What's my age ?
Some time later, on the way home
I called her mother from a phone booth .
I said that I'm a cop , and that her husband was in the bullpen ,
And it already smacks of perversion.
And soon after that fool scored on me.
Who would like , if 23 - year-old boy
Still rushing from phone bullying ?
What is the subconscious ? My friends say I should act
Behave as my age . But what 's my age again ?
What's my age ?
And soon after that, she left me .
Who would like , if 23 -year-old man
Behaves like a freshman ?
What 's wrong with me ? My friends say I should act
Behave as my age . But what 's my age again ?
And soon after that she broke up with me ( What's my age ?)
Do not be so serious perceive themselves
If whole life ahead .
Why do you want it from me ? I never want to lead
Behave as my age . So what 's my age again ?
What's my age ?
What's my age ?
